On the sixth day of Christmas (Dec 31) AKA New Years Eve, you are dutifully required to purchase six of these for your true love.
• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Material has a four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains. No big deal.
• Festive as fuck!
• Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn
• 14% Increased chance to lay golden eggs
• Raised waistband (and inevitable roof upon entry to parties)
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing by digital elves
|Waist (inches)||25 ¼||26 ¾||28 ⅜||31 ½||34 ⅝|
|Hips (inches)||35 ⅜||37||38 ⅝||41 ¾||44 ⅞|