

Six Geese-a-Leggings
On the sixth day of Christmas (Dec 31) AKA New Years Eve, you are dutifully required to purchase six of these for your true love.
• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Material has a four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains. No big deal.
• Festive as fuck!
• Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn
• 14% Increased chance to lay golden eggs
• Raised waistband (and inevitable roof upon entry to parties)
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing by digital elves
And a Partridge and a Bear Tee!
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | |
Waist (inches) | 25 ¼ | 26 ¾ | 28 ⅜ | 31 ½ | 34 ⅝ |
Hips (inches) | 35 ⅜ | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 41 ¾ | 44 ⅞ |


