Six Geese-a-Leggings

On the sixth day of Christmas (Dec 31) AKA New Years Eve, you are dutifully required to purchase six of these for your true love.

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Material has a four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains. No big deal.
• Festive as fuck!
• Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn
• 14% Increased chance to lay golden eggs
• Raised waistband (and inevitable roof upon entry to parties)
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing by digital elves

FIIIIVE PAAANEL CAAAAP

Four Crawling Bibs

Three French Totes

Two Turtle Mugs

And a Partridge and a Bear Tee!

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