PUNMUG IS MAKING CHRISTMAS MORE AFFORDABLE BY OFFERING TO YOU IT'S OWN VERSION OF TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS. TWELVE SPECIAL GIFTS, ONE RELEASED EVERY DAY STARTING DECEMBER 10. STAY TUNED!
I was always under the impression that Christmas comes but one day per year. But this just in: There's twelve, all in succession, starting on December 25 and carrying on till January 5. I am pretty bad at remembering to buy gifts in the first place and I wouldn't say I'm totally up to speed on identifying the subtle nuances of etiquette that constructs the courting scene of the 2020s, but...
Ok, I gotta grab your attention. Capital leters, big font size.. oooh! different colour, too many exclamation marks, here we go:
!!!!DON'T MISS THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!!
That's right, the first ever Black Friday sale in punmugs short history. What a momentous occasion. What am I, an e-commerce trendsetter, offering you, our loyal fan base, on this commercially manufactured spend-fest of a holday season? I present to you:
THE BLACK FRIDAY TSHIRT SPECIAL - ALL T's ARE FREES*.
Yup, free*. And the fine print isn’t even that small! It’s kinda smaller than the rest...
Whoa, is that Gucci model wearing a Camel Flage Fanny Pack from punmug.com!? Phenominal!
I used the image above as a teaser for what you are reading now. Thank you for authenticating its validity.
Today I would like to explore the question of pricing. Why did I make all my store prices end in .99? And is that what I should keep doing?
I remember seeing some video in an economics class in high school that touched on the subject. Because you read a price you read from left to right they associate the first number more than the 99, so...
So, Shopify is suggesting I do things again...It told me to write about this subject by saying it right in the title text box before I had a chance to think about what I was going to write about.
I like the help in content creation but am I even an individual any more? Am I even in control of my destiny? Do I even have any real autonomy or am I just another cog in the ever growing online shopping wormhole machine that is steam rolling shopping malls and re-sculpting the virtual landscape that is our relationship to...
They say I need more text on my website so that Google has more stuff to look at and can send more people my way, so that I can make them laugh, so here it goes, I give to you my attempt at putting text content into my page.
5 THINGS THIS BLOG POST SHOULD BE ABOUT
1. Why does everyone make blog content in list form?
Lists have inundated the internet. It's our favourite way of disseminating information. Brief, bite-sized bullets are bound to be found in every blog you binge these days. If it's text based it's listed. They're everywhere...